December 2011
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
Reblog if you're unattractive and awkward.
The awkward moment when a film says, ''based on a...
lmaogtfo:
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new... →
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
seeingthroughblindeyes:
heavylikeanchors:
pwease c’:
PRETTY PLEASE!?
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
REBLOG if your icon is actually you.
How teens and adults text
\Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Me: Can you grow please?
Hair: No
Boobs: No
Penis: No
Big right toe: No
Stomach: Okay!
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
